Submit a URL. Brace yourself.
Put your homepage under the microscope. WebWreck examines design, loading performance, SEO, mobile usability, and conversion friction—not just whether your buttons look nice.
AI website roasting / ego not included
Your website sucks.
Let’s find out why.
A brutally funny website roast with genuinely useful receipts. Find the design, speed, SEO, and mobile mistakes costing you clicks—and learn what to fix.
Free basic roast + shareable score. Bring a URL. Leave your ego.
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Our promise, not a testimonial
Evidence behind the insults Mobile matters, too Useful fixes, not just jokes
The roast-to-rebuild pipeline
First the sting.
Then the strategy.
For founders, developers, and store owners who want an honest second opinion—not another dashboard to ignore.
A taste of the roast / illustrative
“Your checkout has more obstacles than a Dark Souls boss fight.”
The useful part
Look for unnecessary checkout steps, unclear shipping costs, and friction on mobile. A punchline is only the beginning.
Get roasted. Get receipts.
An AI-generated critique pairs the punchlines with evidence. Your 0–100 Website Shame Score gives the verdict; technical findings explain what earned it.
Fix the mess. Share the moment.
Turn the verdict into a downloadable roast card. Go deeper with a paid audit or optimization plan, then rescan after your changes to see what improved.
On the roadmap: head-to-head website battles, community voting, and social challenges. The roast comes first.
Pay for the fix, not the punchline
Free to get wrecked.
Start with a basic roast and shareable score for free. Go deeper when you’re ready to do something about it.
Basic roast
Website roast + shareable score
$0
Technical audit
Complete technical website audit · one-time
$9.99
Optimization plan
Detailed AI-generated improvement plan · one-time
$19.99
Agency
Recurring scans and reports
$49/month
White-label
White-label reports for agencies
$99/month
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Think your website is good? Prove it.
Make your next redesign
an informed one.
Take the joke. Keep the insights. Build a website that gives us less to roast next time.